'Magic Mike XXL' Teaser Air-Humps Its Way Online

February 4, 2015

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Lured by the sounds of Ginuwine's "Pony" and a rowdy bachelorette party's shrieks, Channing Tatum and his shirtless muscle team have returned to make one more gyration around the pole with Magic Mike XXL.

As indicated by this trailer--and, maybe more so, by the title and a poster that somehow made Ted 2's identically-punny poster seem subtle--this is likely not the dark, Empire Strikes Back of the M. Mike franchise.

The preview is pretty lean on plot and protein diet, but what is revealed does not exactly paint a dramatic fall from the slightly elevated-stage, into the faded glory of discarded fireman jackets below. It starts with a Flashdance parody, ends in a faceless thrust, and in between, Joe Manganiello makes a mess at a gas station by pretending a water bottle is his ejaculating dick. No Sunoco is safe from these hunks. They've seen Zoolander, and they are not afraid to stage safer recreations of key scenes.

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