Otherwise Dignified 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Showing Marred by Public Masturbation

February 23, 2015


Marking at least the second audience member to be forcefully shackled without so much as a safe word, another woman has been arrested at a Fifty Shades of Grey showing.

As you perhaps recall, earlier last week it was reported that three Fifty Shades viewers in Glasgow were arrested for drunken brawling, but this time, the crime was non-violent. This was a self-lover, not a fighter, a 33-year-old in Sinaloa, Mexico who was reportedly (via) caught masturbating in the film. It's said that other audience members spotted the woman with her hand in her pants and called the police, who arrested the offending masturbator without further incident.

Incidentally, it's noted that the woman is unmarried and was in the 12th row. So if you're in Sinaloa, yes, she is available, and those are the seats to avoid.

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