On the one hand, I'd be annoyed when cleavage, ray pistols, and a cat burglar Carl Weathers weren't involved. On the other hand, when I wanted to get this as a bad Alien tattoo, it's nice that it already looks like a bad Alien tattoo.
So we go with "In space, no one can hear you scream" for the tagline?
"Nahhhhhh. Let's go with what amounts to a poorly punctuated version of what we'd put on a Chuck Norris film."