The first trailer for Terminator: Genisys was like someone's childhood memories of the first two films meets a pitch for the sitcom Too Many Arnolds. Scenes and catchphrases from Terminator and T2 quite literally said "I'll be back," but now with additional, varyingly-aged Schwarzeneggers running around shooting each other.
But with this latest trailer for the sequel, we get the straightforward announcement that we can expect at least one more update to the franchise--and it's a change with far broader implications than Arnold's AARP card. I won't spoil it for you here as they for some reason do below, but wait until you see who this graphite bog mummy is!
Finally, the totally awesome Christ figure sacrifice the Bible so cruelly denied us.