Donald Trump Himself Fired from NBC, So You Can See the Humor in That

June 29, 2015

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Giving us our most fitting and enjoyable Donald Trump headlines since "Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man," the gross television man who for some reason takes delight in shouting "you're fired" has, himself, been fired. NBC today made an official statement declaring that they're ending their business relationship with Trump, citing remarks the piece of shit recently made while orating to the peasants loitering below his gilded tower.

"At NBC, respect and dignity for all people are cornerstones of our values. Due to the recent derogatory statements by Donald Trump regarding immigrants, NBCUniversal is ending its business relationship with Mr. Trump," said the statement. "To that end, the annual Miss USA and Miss Universe Pageants, which are part of a joint venture between NBC and Trump, will no longer air on NBC . In addition, as Mr. Trump has already indicated, he will not be participating in Celebrity Apprentice on NBC."

Trump has already issued a statement calmly accepting NBC's decision, saying that while his political views may differ with the network, he hopes they may--just kidding, he called them names and is suing them.

"If NBC is so weak and so foolish to not understand the serious illegal immigration problem in the United States, coupled with the horrendous and unfair trade deals we are making with Mexico, then their contract violating closure of Miss Universe/Miss USA will be determined in court," Trump said in his own statement.

NBC has yet to respond to Trump's statement, nor have they answered as to why they were airing multiple beauty pageants annually in the first place. What fucking year is this?

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