'Jurassic World' Already Making a Billion Dollars

June 22, 2015

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You know that kid in Jurassic World who thought dinosaur zoos weren't cool anymore? Well, he's looking like even more of a turd now, because people fucking LOVE dinosaur zoos. Turns out, early estimates for the weekend were low, and Jurassic World actually overtook The Avengers' second-weekend box office high with $106.6 million. Also, the film will reportedly have made a billion dollars worldwide after today, which is a lot of money. Enough to buy a trained Velociraptor, you'd think, yet it isn't. Thanks for nothing, dinosaur science.

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