Reese Witherspoon To Play Investment Banker in... Christ, Of Course That's What It's Called

June 10, 2015

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Having already twice delighted audiences in the popular role of Yellow-Haired Lawyer, Reese Witherspoon is moving on to another largely-despised career. According to the Tracking Board, the actress is producing and will likely star in an adaptation of Maureen Sherry Klinsky's upcoming book about juggling three children against a Wall Street career during the recent financial crisis. The film's title is--of fuck off, really? Opening Belle? I mean, yeah, that's exactly what it would be called, but jeez.

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