The crying infant of franchises, Alvin and the Chipmunks is a shrill nightmare the childless hope never to encounter but that tastelessness keeps bringing into theaters and airplanes anyway. The latest offender? Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip, the fourth film in the Chipmunks series, a cross-country road trip where, as this first trailer explains, "anything can happen and usually does." By which they mean, "an 'Uptown Funk' cover where they change it to 'Uptown Munk' could happen and obviously does." As usual, Jason Lee's impotent screams are the only part of this that make any sense.