Tom Cruise To Scamper Through Another 'Mission: Impossible'

July 30, 2015


Tom Cruise will keep taking on impossible missions until his meat body grows weak, his little feet can scamper no longer, and his thetan is reabsorbed into a new flesh with but faint engrams of the totally badass stunts that have traumatized him before. Speaking to Jon Stewart on The Daily Show, Cruise last night revealed that already there are early designs on a sixth entry to the strangely enduring Mission: Impossible franchise. "Yeah, we're starting to work on [another one] now," he said. "We'll probably start shooting it next summer." So look for it in 2017: Mission: Impossible - Tom Cruise Repels Down an Mid-Launch Space Shuttle This Time.

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