Disney Adds Dwayne Johnson to Their 'Jungle Cruise'

August 20, 2015

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Living action figure Dwayne Johnson is getting a new vehicle playset! Following in the success of The Rock's car movies and helicopter movies, Disney is now reportedly looking to put Johnson in a riverboat with Jungle Cruise, a film described as a period piece that will see the action star on some kind of safari ride. Like Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, and their stuck-in-development Enchanted Tiki Room movie, the film is based on the story-free theme park attraction of the same name. Focus writer-directors are handling the script. Plot details aren't yet known, but like with the actual ride, we're all going to be a little disappointed if a kid doesn't throw up off the side of this goddammer.

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