'Batman v Superman' Rated PG-13 for Violence, Action, Hints of Sensuality

September 30, 2015


Well, it seems Gone Girl will continue to be our primary source for glimpsing Ben Affleck's flaccid penis. On a really slow news day where we're resorting to covering already-assumed ratings, it's being widely reported that the MPAA has given Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice a PG-13--just like every other Batman and Superman movie since 1989. It's said that the rating is due to "intense sequences of violence and action throughout, and some sensuality," so spoiler, everyone: the above confrontation may just end in passionate nuzzling.

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