Alien: Paradise Lost! That's not the idea for the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies guy's latest zany mash-up but the actual title of the Prometheus sequel, apparently.
"It's gonna be called Alien: Paradise Lost," said director Ridley Scott, speaking to HeyUGuys. "Prometheus 2 it's not really gonna be. It's gonna be Alien: Paradise Lost now. It sounds intellectual, but there's a similarity to it, and there's where it stops."
Scott didn't reveal what that similarity will be, but from what I remember of Milton's Paradise Lost from college, it probably means I will pretend to see Alien: Paradise Lost but will actually just read a summary online in case I'm asked a question.