They Did It: Paramount Developing Live-Action 'Dora the Explorer' Movie

October 26, 2015


In Hollywood's latest effort to blend satire and reality into a mushy pap, Paramount has started development on a live-action Dora the Explorer--taking what College Humor made as a joke but doing it for real, because Paramount is the most tone deaf of Swipers. According to Deadline, the studio has hired on Puss in Boots writer Tom Wheeler--who also just signed on write the long-developing Micronauts movie--to write the script on the project. Dora, known for breaking the fourth wall to encourage viewer participation, will in this episode be teaching kids that it's fine to yell at the screen at the movies.

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