Cursed Undead Gender Equality Reached as Universal Casts Female Mummy

December 9, 2015


As was previously rumored, Universal is tearing down the white gauze patriarchy with a female mummy. THR is reporting that the studio has started talks with Kingsman's Sofia Boutella to make entombed social progress in the title role of their modern-day reboot of the Mummy franchise. Tom Cruise is already in negotiations to star as the non-mummified lead.

It's also noted that Boutella is "a classically trained dancer who is known for hip hop and break-dancing." Which is to say, if this mummy doesn't pull some sick b-boy moves, everyone at Universal needs to be fired.

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