27 years after Batman, Kim Basinger has finally found herself another brooding, orphaned, mask-wearing billionaire to have weird sex with. Variety reports that the actress has joined Fifty Shades Darker, the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel that our collective Mom is currently fanning herself over. It's said Basinger will play Elena Lincoln, Christian Grey's business partner, who seduced him and introduced him to BDSM play when he was just a teen. Wait, so this brooding, orphaned, mask-wearing billionaire also has a criminally fucked-up childhood origin story? Does Basinger have a type or what?