Paul McCartney Joins Next 'Pirates of the Caribbean' for Some Reason

March 24, 2016

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The heavily drawn-out Pirates of the Caribbean franchise will apparently now also draw out the Beatles-Stones rivalry. Deadline reports that, like Keith Richards before him, Paul McCartney will be a belated addition to the Johnny Depp series. Though the completely unnecessary fifth chapter, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, already finished production, it's said the filmmakers have restarted shooting "to add an extra big set-piece scene" that is "built around Paul McCartney." In other words, the franchise is now the jukebox they've drunkenly fed too much money into, and now they're just going to half-heartedly put some McCartney on there. "Hey Jude" should at least eat up seven minutes, right?

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