Syfy has announced the release date and title of their latest Sharknado sequel, and even as far as a franchise based in cartilaginous fish whirlwinds go, the title is utterly inexplicable. Following Sharknado 2: The Second One and Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, the cable network with on July 31 release--Jesus Christ--Sharknado: The 4th Awakens. Like Star Wars! Except otherwise with no relation whatsoever to Star Wars and therefore baffling. In other words, perfect. Well done, Syfy. I eagerly await Sharknado: Fish Five.