Based on a Stephen King novel, itself seemingly based on a bitter comment from a grandpa, the "ultra-VOD" release (on-demand prior to theaters) Cell deals with our cell phones turning us into zombies. LITERALLY. So how about that subtle, timely message, huh? John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson--themselves increasingly zombies that brainlessly chase straight-to-video thriller paychecks--star, and King himself co-wrote the script for this 1408 reunion. Here's the trailer:
I'm sorry, John. It's too late. Your son's Kindle has already turned him into a werewolf.