Like The Red Violin, Twenty Bucks, and yourself with that ex you keep quietly stalking on Facebook, Wiener-Dog follows a single entity as it changes hands among various people. This time, that entity is a dachshund, and because this is a movie written and directed by Happiness's Todd Solondz, that poor dog is probably going to see a lot of comically traumatizing shit. The film stars Ellen Burstyn, Kieren Culkin, Julie Delpy, Danny DeVito, Zosia Mamet, Tracy Letts, and Greta Gerwig--Gerwig playing Dawn Wiener's highly unlikely post-Welcome to the Dollhouse "after" photo. Have a look:
It's probably just because of It's Always Sunny, but it definitely seems like DeVito is going to eat that dog, right?