'xXx: Return of Xander Cage' Trailer: Vin Diesel Back, Physics Still Absent

July 20, 2016

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Returning to the role you thought he'd had the good sense to walk away from, Vin Diesel is back as our Red Bull-sponsored Bond in xXx: Return of Xander Cage. Here's the trailer, in which Diesel skis off the top of a cell phone tower and through a jungle. Remarkably, that's still not its most astoundingly incongruous combination of extreme sports and locale, though, because this trailer also sees Diesel ride a dirt bike over the ocean. Not, like, a jump, mind you. Actually on the water, like a totally extreme messiah.

Don't ask how. Ask why he doesn't seem to snowboard down the lava of an erupting volcano.

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