awards

Here Are Your 2016 Academy Awards Winners

No more "can't win an Oscar" jokes for Leonardo DiCaprio. It's on to an eternity of bear jokes instead, because he finally got his Academy Award. While...
February 29, 2016

Here Are Your 2016 Golden Globe Nominations

Carol leads with five; Alicia Vikaner, Idris Elba, Mark Rylance, and Lily Tomlin each pulled off double nominations; the most clever thing Matt Damon did on Mars...
December 10, 2015

Here Are Your 2015 Emmy Awards Winners

Big night for HBO; biggest night for their Francis McDormand-starring miniseries Olive Kitteridge, which was really slow but was also apparently well-regarded enough to win everything it...
September 21, 2015

Andy Samberg Will Host Your 2015 Emmys

Well, you can pretty much count on the Emmys opening with a novel musical number this year. Following an Emmy performance last year that saw him as...
March 13, 2015

Here Are Your 2015 Academy Awards Winners

If your name is bolded in the list below, you may pick up your statuette and complimentary t-shirt from the folding tables in the Academy rec room....
February 22, 2015

Here Are Your 2015 Oscar Nominations

Do you deserve an Academy Award for your performance this year, or were people just being sarcastic because you pretended to cry to get them to go...
January 15, 2015

Neil Patrick Harris To Host 2015 Oscars

Having already hosted the likes of the Emmys, the Tonys, and, of course, the Doogies, Neil Patrick Harris has been promoted to the most prestigious if least...
October 16, 2014