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Oh, Good, an Erector Set Movie

Still trying to keep up with those bastards at Lego, the Meccano Toy Company has made a deal with independent production company Helix Films to make a...
February 16, 2010

My Prediction For Worst Movie of 2012

Stretch Armstrong, starring the muscley one from Twilight (his second toy-based role in three months!). From Heat Vision: Taylor Lautner has signed on to star in “Stretch...
February 9, 2010

Barbie is a Movie Now

Ever wonder why you never see a movie about an attractive blond-haired woman who owns some things? Well, now you have an answer: because only now has...
September 24, 2009

Tom Hanks Doing Another Moon Travel Thing

The absurd toy-as-film trend, which has already resulted in plans to for Candy Land, Stretch Armstrong, and Ouija Board-based films, has claimed yet another cardboard-packaged victim. While...
March 25, 2009

Kids Will Love This Horrifying 'Up' Toy

The French Disney/Pixar blog has posted some shots of toys from the upcoming animated feature Up, thus giving us a first look at a plastic version of...
March 4, 2009

'G.I. Joe' Action Figure Revelations

Wizard has posted photos of the G.I. Joe action figure line-up, all of which come with a giant sexual torture accessory. Some thoughts: This is our first...
February 19, 2009

Devastator's Face is a Green Nebula

TFW2005 has some leaked shots of Devastator and "The Fallen" from the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen toy line. Devastator's face is PURE ENERGY! I think, at...
February 11, 2009

Soundwave Won't Play Your Old Tapes

I didn't own that many Transformers toys as a kid, but one of the few I made sure to get was Soundwave. He turned into a tape...
January 29, 2009